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May 18, 2012
Final Card for No Mercy on May 20, 2012:
World Title Match: CM Punk(c) vs IC Champ: Christian
WWE Title Match: Randy Orton(c) vs Kurt Angle
Tag Team Title Match: Tyler Black(c) and Richie Steamboat(c) vs The Briscoes(Mark and Jay)
Women’s Title Match: Beth Phoenix(c) vs Tamina
Non Title Singles Match: John Cena vs Nigel McGuinness(c)
Sin Cara Issues an Open Challenge
Segment #1: The show starts with Teddy Long, acting GM when Mick Foley is not present, on the phone. He is agreeing and saying ok, and apparently it was Mick Foley. He clicks, and looks into the camera. He tells the audience and everyone watching at home that Mick Foley out of the kindness of his heart has given him the night off. Since, Mick Foley is not here and he will be leaving soon Foley has appointed a temporary GM for the night. The camera rolls to the right, and standing there is Christian. Teddy Long says that Christian will be running the show tonight. Christian thanks Teddy, and tells him to leave HIS office. Teddy bites his lip, and leaves. Christian grins. Camera zooms out, and there are boxes that have the “Property of Christian” written on them. Christian says that tonight on SmackDown, there will be repercussions and attitude adjustments. Tyler Black attacked him on Raw, costing him his IC title, so tonight Tyler Black will wrestle Kane in a Coffin Match. CM Punk will wrestle the #1 Contenders for the Tag Titles(The Briscoes) at No Mercy in the main event. Segment ends.
Match 1-Non Title Singles Match:
IC Champ: Drew McIntyre d. Max Buck w/Jeremy Buck via pinfall after the Future Shock DDT
Segment #2: Earlier this week…A limo arrives at a mansion and Ted DiBiase Sr. walks out of it with HIS Hardcore Title. He walks into his house, and is thrown immediately out of a front window. Ron Simmons steps out of the shattered window, followed by a ref. 1…2…3! Ron Simmons is the NEW Hardcore Champ! Ron Simmons, “DAMN!”
Match 2-Tag Team Match:
Sin Cara and Chavo Guerrero d. Wade Barrett and William Regal via pinfall after the Mistica without Armbar
Segment #3: Christian is seen in the back redecorating Long’s office. He now has posters of himself as World Champion, a Canadian Flag, Christian Bale, and a graffitied Edge. Instead of couches there are beanbags and a recliner.
Segment #4: Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix and #1 Contender Tamina are in the ring. Teddy Long set up a Dance Competition for tonight before Christian was appointed GM. They are about to start when Christian’s music hits. He stops at the ramp. He says that no one came here to see them dance. Instead of this dance competition, Christian thinks that they should have a locker room brawl to get prepped for their match at No Mercy. Tamina agrees, and so does Beth Phoenix. Christian says it’s on later tonight!
Match 3-Coffin Match:
Kane d. Tyler Black by putting him into the coffin after a Tombstone Piledriver on the Chair
Segment #5: Christian was watching the match in the back, and now he is laughing his ass off. Christian tells a construction person to put the replica World title belt on a stand.
Match 4-Locker Room Brawl:
#1 Contender Tamina d. Women’s Champ Beth Phoenix via pinfall after ramming a Eyelash Curler into her righ eve several times
AFTER THE MATCH::: Tamina poses with the Women’s Title
***Christian walks to the ring to watch the Main Event
Segment #6: Killswitch Engaged fills the arena as World Champ CM Punk walks to the ring. Christian has sat down on a folding chair next to the announcer’s table. CM Punk grabs a mic. He says that he is not impressed with Christian’s little hissy fit. The power that was given to him has made him even more insane than usual. First, Christian thought he could become a 2xWorld Champ and now he thinks he can inside Punk’s head. CM Punk, “What has this world come to?” Christian takes grabs the commentator’s headset and whispers something inside it. CM Punk goes to talk again, but the mic is muted. Christian laughs and Punk is pissed. Main event is next.
Match 5-Handicap Match:
The Briscoes(Jay and Mark) d. CM Punk and a Powerbomb/Back Breaker combo
Segment #7: After the match, CM Punk writhes in pain. Christian walks into the ring and tells The Briscoes something that isn’t heard. The Briscoes pick CM Punk up. Jay holds him in a SideSlam position, and Mark hits him with a second rope Leg Drop. Christian now picks Punk up and drops him with the KillSwitch. Who will win at No Mercy?!? Christian grabs the World Title and stares at it as we fade to black…